ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔 

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔 by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly 

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Beautiful, Pretty, Handsome in one 

Jangmi#9099

So pretty bcs I said so and they are Beautiful, Pretty, Handsome in one

Beautiful, Pretty, Handsome in one by NIAMIAHH7 April 24, 2023

prettyness 

a sarcastic name for a hideous strike that super hideous girl/boy

****=prettyness

prettyness by Anonymous July 13, 2003