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1.
fake;false;words spoken or evidence shown thats not true.
"I went to church under pretense."
by AbigailNoelle November 06, 2007
 
2.
"pretense" - (v) when you pretend, and make others tense!

- (n) a person who displays a false image in order

to impress another, especially for personal

gain.
"Margret is such a pretense-- like she's really met Justin Bieber!

"Get that frickin' pretense outta here-- NOW!"
by Juan O'Malley August 16, 2011