A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
A boy who usually has blonde hair, and amazing eyes. He is an undiscovered cute boy who is unbelievable in bed.
Girl: He was such a Preston in bed last night! I couldn't walk for days.
The cutest boy you ever saw. He holds your heart in the palm of his hands. He rests his head on your shoulder and you never want to let him go. He flashes his cute little smile at you and you just melt. He is more than you ever hoped for and you thank God every day for having him in your life.
My world is better because Preston is in it.
some one who is better looking than you in every way and makes u so jealous u cry and masturbate in your room using the tears as lubricate to his awesomeness
guy1: man look at that preston
guy2: yea he reminds me of how ugly i actually am
guy1: im going to go and masturbate to his coolness
guy2: me too
girl1: i sucked his cock it was soo big it barley fitted in my mouth and vagina he is so sexy
A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston.
'He's either a drunken carb loving communist
or he's from Preston'
A sexy bad ass mother fucker with a fro and he skates, and he doesn't take shit from nobody.
Dude, Preston is so cool it makes my eyeballs fall through my brian and seep out of my ass crack
wat is there to be sed about preston....well...hes a preston...wat else is there? a wonderful guy with eyes that make ur stomach swirl and a smile that just melts ur heart, he jokes about everything but knows wen to quit it and be serious (most of the time), his stomach is an endless blackhole sucking up anything but fruit and vegetables, he feels chubby but he has the good balance of muscle and fat, hes the perfect height and has INCREDIBLE lips!, preston will be the best kisser u ever have so once u find one...hold onto him,
prestons are the kinda guys u never wanna let go, he will hold ur hand and make u feel like the most important person...Preston Is Perfect.
girl 1: isnt she with preston??
girl 2: i wish i were her!! shes SO lucky!
that girl: i feel blessed...I Love Preston...hes mine! <3 =D :-*
preston: i will always love you baby! te amo mi novia <3
The most wonderful person on earth. He's cute, down-to-earth, and hates drugs and crap like that.
Guy: hey blondie, try this. (Holds a weird cigarette in front of him)
Preston: NO THANKS. I've got a date, and I wouldn't try it if I didn't. Ta ta.