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When an individual obsessively tracks their online orders to the extent that as soon as the order is placed, they are looking for a tracking number. When they get the tracking number they follow their package every step of the way, sort of like they are a surrogate traveler on their package's journey. "Hey, we just got to Atlanta". The high or "payoff" is when the tracker gets an e-mail that the package has been delivered, opens the door, and there it is. Weather delays are serious bummers to premature trackulators.
Herb, I just placed the order 10 minutes ago and it's Sunday night. Stop with the premature trackulation. There is no way the package will be leaving the warehouse for at least a day or two.
by pelicanellie February 04, 2014
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