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A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.
Hey, Joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!
by Ricky Clarkson March 20, 2006

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