Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

Precocknition 

Pre-cocknition, is forseeing future events with ones penis.

He must have used his precocknition to avoid being hit my that car.

Precocknition by Tyler Johnson Excelsior December 31, 2008

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.

I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!

precognition by charlestan April 19, 2006

Precocknition 

The ability that men possess that allows them to sense what is about to happen with their phallus. This ability is especially pronounced when there is an imminent threat to the groin area, and when there are possible sexual opportunities nearby. Also very useful for sensing nearby wallsharks.

"Oh man, guarded my nuts just in time; would have been a disaster if my precocknition didn't work!"

Precocknition by Tyler "daylight lantern" Johnson April 24, 2008

Anal Precognition 

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

Anal Precognition by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

social preconditioning 

noun

refers to a set of subversive leftist measures which are applied to the social environment of a targeted society. Whereby by means of formulating and interjecting a series of events, preconditioning the social environment so to achieve the forced gradual change in the normal day to day activities of the social group, the entailment of which will be the progressive erosion and ultimately the disruption of the social activities, norms and structure of the society in question.

social preconditioning can best be categorized by referring to the forced change and altering of traditional and normal activities and social habits in Western societies do to the persistent and increasing rise and the threat of terrorism.

social preconditioning by Baron Neville June 20, 2017

precondition 

An invalid excuse for not conducting diplomatic relations with Iran; Doublespeak for "It's my way or the high way". This word is a loaded term used to invalidate the whole idea of Foreign Diplomacy, especially for the purposes of making peace and avoiding war.

"My opponent, Barrack Obama wants to meet with the leaders of Iran without 'precondition". ;- Basically saying, yeah we'll meet with you but only to give the the opportunity to agree to the terms that WE set forth; all is non-negotiable.

precondition by Nico Salazar January 13, 2009