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8. precious
to make fun of a fat friend of yours. to relate their size and weight to that fat chick from the movie "precious".
"yo precious! i had a banana cream pie on the counter. where'd it go?"
1. precious
What Gollum is after.
My preeecioooouuuuusss!
2. precious
Something that means more to you than anyone could understand. It's value and worth can't be defined and you'd do anything to keep it. Beautiful and delicate.
My boyfriend is precious to me.
by Dead Angel Mar 24, 2005 add a video
3. Precious
Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.
"My precioussss"
by Chris Jan 2, 2004 add a video
4. precious
Thanks to the movie, is now a derogatory term for any overwieight/ obese girl.
Fat bitch at lunchline: "Oh yess, they have Pizza!"

Me: Control yourself precious, I thought you were on a diet.

Fat bitch: gets upset and leaves the lunch line
5. precious
smeagol's equivalent of crystal meth
because smeagol hasn't had the precious for so long, he is in a constant state of meth withdrawl.
6. Precious
Watching my 18-year-old roommate laughing out loud at the Lion King and singing along to every song.
"She is acting like a child; how precious!"
7. precious
adj. describing something cute and/or pathetic; not to be taken seriously.

Usually used with undertones of irony to make fun of someone or something but sometimes used in earnest when describing something small and adorable.

Used much in the same way cute is often directed at men by women.
Look at this precious little doggy!

or

This little 6 year-old is getting so angry because his sister is beating up on him--precious!
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