Before coffee
Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."
by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015
When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 16, 2018