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praycheck 

what you get on a weekly or bi-weekly basis for services rendered and you 1) pray it'll clear, or 2) pray it'll cover all your bills.
"Man I hope my praycheck is good this week. Last time I walked into the bank they laughed at me when they saw who it was from"
or
"God, I hope my praycheck'll cover my car payment... I don't want it to get repossessed again."
praycheck by kennykenalot January 2, 2009
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Chase After Your Paycheck Bank 

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

paycheck crew 

From the game PAYDAY 2
A group who tries to copy the Payday crew but can't even pull off a simple heist. Known for buying shitty bootleg masks from shady sources. Crew members:
Dollops
Cherries
Huckleberry
Waffle
The paycheck crew is a shitty ripoff of the payday gang
paycheck crew by Tyler the Beast February 14, 2017

whole paycheck 

it is so expensive to go to whole foods, i just call it whole paycheck
i think i'll stop at whole paycheck for some samples.
whole paycheck by tripleniple March 17, 2009

YA MOTHA'S PAYCHECK 

the act of stealing your mother's paycheck and/or income tax return ; usually because i'm giving her the meat stick.
JAMES: Hey Dave, wanna come to the bar this weekend?
DAVE: Ooo i would like to.......right after i spend ya motha's paycheck!

Johnny paycheck 

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "
I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.
Johnny paycheck by ttjasi November 9, 2013

paycheck 

n. money with your name on it that comes on the 15th of every month. also, a card counting mnenomic for a true count of +15 in blackjack, meaning it's time to bet the mortgage.
herbs: just got my paycheck.
slavin: ain't that money?
paycheck by khup December 14, 2008