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A sloppy ratchet chick that gets ratchetly drunk and keeps repeating your name as she's stumbling around to stand on 2 feet and when you turn around at 3 AM she's suddenly gone on her voyage for the D across vast miles in the winter snow but gets trapped on a highway ramp while heavily intoxicated and impaired and ratchet.
Holy quacamole did you see how ratchet Ali Pritchett got last night?

Who?

Pritchett.

Ohh you mean Pratchett cuz that chicks so ratchet.
by PratchettGetsRatchet69 October 08, 2014

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