While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.
I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.
by Ollieoz June 9, 2019
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When you have to shit so bad that you have shit poking out your ass
“Yo!!! Hurry up in there!!! I’m prairie doggin!!!”
by Prairie doggin March 10, 2022
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A tendency of gay men to.have lots different sexual partners. They go from hole to hole like prairie dogs!
Davey was really pissed at Bruce because he was always prairie dogging!
by The Doh Man October 11, 2022
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Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.
Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!
by WadeWillson2005 September 15, 2021
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Code word for hardcore gay anal sex. Usually done inside a vehicle with the heat turned all the way up.
-“Hey pal, wanna go drifting in the prairie?”
-“Sure thing man! I’ll get my car!”
by Frederick Fax Bear December 10, 2021
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A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.
Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.
by FCDubbs August 28, 2022
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A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.
My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.
by Sirhardknocks January 31, 2021
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