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Practicing Scientology 

the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"
hey man, I got a philly, some weed, and a quarter tank of gas. wanna start practicing scientology?

Practicing the Bassoon 

1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.

2. A euphemism for smoking pot.
Taylor: What were you doing back there?

Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.

Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)

practicing flute 

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson
"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."
practicing flute by The Floutist January 20, 2009

practicing piano 

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.
i just spent 3 hours practicing piano, i want to tear off my hands.
practicing piano by caitlizzin August 27, 2008

Practicing Mexican 

1. A Mexican American who was raised in a white neighborhood forgot Spanish and adapted white customs. However, tries to regain their lost heritage. Therefore practices.

2. A Mexican American who is more in touch with his/her American side than his/her Mexican side but still eats and celebrates Mexican.
José: You're Mexican? I thought you were white?

Kristen: Yeah, it's because in grammar school I went to an all white school so I kinda forgot my Spanish.

José: Can you speak some?

Kristen: Yeah, I still eat my tortillas and all.

José: Then you're a Practicing Mexican. :]
Practicing Mexican by Jim_O February 7, 2009

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.
Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.
practicing violin by D. Rae July 1, 2008