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1.
A person who was born with his buttocks in the front.
Hey pr0fessor! Ya got toilet paper hangin' out da front of yo pants!
by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003
 
2.
Of unfathomable loserness; the worst loser to ever curse the surface of the world.
You suck, you pr0fessor!
by Chiyo February 08, 2003
 
3.
The most awesomeful person ever to grace this earth.
Wow, he's just like pr0fessor!
by Calanctus February 08, 2003