POWNED

Personal Opinion Without Need for Extra Details

Can't be bothered with justifying yourself anymore?

1) Type anything you like
2) Add POWNED

Spinal Tap are the greatest band in the world. POWNED
Goatees are lame. POWNED

Guy 1: Look at this review in the newspaper. I figure we should go see this play.

Guy 2: Yes, it's interesting and cutting edge. It explores Generation-Y themes of isolation and yearning in the backdrop of the postindustrial society.
Guy 3: I'm in too. I love culture.
POWNER: Culture belongs in petri dishes. POWNED

by Isacki October 13, 2009

powned

When Poland was invaded by Germany WWII, Poland was owned or "powned" by Germany.

omg, Sarah totally powned Kyle in their debate this afternoon.

by FabulousFeminist July 2, 2010

powned

("PEE-ownd") Sometimes p-owned.

Contraction of power owned. The worst kind of ownage. Total humiliation.

lol powned lmaonaise

by Commander McCool May 4, 2005

powned

powned is like being owned or being cussed but on a high level

kid 1: your a twat
powner: least my mum aint no tecso legs
kid 1: whats that

powner: open 24/7
kid2: POWNED!

by ass wipe =] July 5, 2009

powned

a combination of poon and own = pwned

We just pwned some noobs

by joshtbuff September 20, 2004

Modus Powned

To pown someone with logic.

"If p then q, therefore q, you just gotta pwned, modus powned."

by popcornkidddo February 23, 2008

Powning the Noob

a clever term to describe the male act of masturbation.

#1: dude, why the fuck are u so damn sweaty?

#2: i just got finished powning the noob for a good hour!

by squanchfest69 November 9, 2008