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power beads 

Anal beads ; the final bead in the string symbolizes power, for if fully inserted, might require surgical removal of the entire string. (Don't try this without being, or being with, a safe, sane, consensual -- in a word, *competent* practitioner).
Power beads (or anal beads provide a means of breaking a recalcitrant or anally resistant subject, especially when the subject is required to clean the beads orally, afterward.
power beads by Rick Wilson January 21, 2005

PowerBeats 

A certain kind of headphone that will help you lose friendships.
*Person with PowerBeats on next to an AirPods user*

Beats: WOW, best headphones ever!

AirPods person: EEWWW, go yeeet yourself. PowerBeats SUCCKKKKKK.
PowerBeats by HarisWHS July 21, 2019