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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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pounk pounkie pounky ponk podunk poink ponkey phunk plunk plunker
A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle
Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Plunk-it 

Much like “send it” however it refers more specifically to engaging in tasks with questionable survivability.
“Be careful, you could die!”
Doesn’t matter... I’m just gonna plunk-it!”
Plunk-it by spicywater June 10, 2020
noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection

(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.

Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose 

A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!
Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!

Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!

podunk town 

A small redneck town usually located in the middle of no where.
Friend: Where are you?
Me: I'm in winnemicca, you can't miss it. It's the only podunk town for 200 mines!
podunk town by MeganEatsHoez September 26, 2015