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12 Pound Pussy 

A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.
Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"

Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"

Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"
12 Pound Pussy by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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Ten Pound Pussy 

What ghetto black men call a white woman with a body like a thick black girl. Ten Pound Pussy's generally have small wastes, thick thighs, big asses, big boobs and dress like hoes.
Black man #1: DUH DAYUM this snow bunny got a ten pound pussy!

Black man #2: Oh word?! Let's get at this bitch!

Black man #1: Ohhh shit I think that ten pound pussy is tryna get active!

Black man #2: Damn son tear that shit up!
Ten Pound Pussy by Ohkaycool August 24, 2009

Pussy pound 

The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.

A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter

A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius
B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said
Pussy pound by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019

pound a pussy 

to have a hard/fast/rough sex
he is going to pound a pussy
pound a pussy by coldhearted May 15, 2014

Pussy Pound 

Damn Jessica pussy pounded that girl on Call of Duty
Pussy Pound by J. Derringer April 21, 2023

Pond Pussy

PETA has determined that the term "Sea Kittens" should be used to describe fish. The reasoning is that this will sound cuter and that therefore people will be less likely to eat fish. The problem here is that "Sea" implies salt water. We need a comparable term for fresh water fish. This term is Pond Pussy. From now on, fresh water fish are to be refered to as Pond Pussy.
I was driving to Panama City when my car broke down in southern Alabama. It wasn't all bad though, I got to eat all the Alabama Pond Pussy I could handle.
Pond Pussy by FIATC February 1, 2009

Pond Pussy

Pond Pussy;
*noun*

1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.

Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.

In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.

In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.

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The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".

The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".

This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
Aye yo, y'all got any rubbers? I'm bout ta go smash dat fine piece of grade-a American pond pussy over derr
Pond Pussy by JayxSoprano June 23, 2017