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Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
Porchie by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020
A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.



Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

Pouche by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009
a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".
"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"
poochie by kayboogs June 12, 2014

poochie patch

The pubic area on the female body including the the sexual and reproductive organs, including the vulva, vagina, and pubic hair.
The woman wore a short dress with no undergarments, and everyone could see her poochie patch when she bent over.
An endearing term for a woman who is pretty or beautiful in personality and otherwise, usually between close friends, family, or couples.
Poochie by ThatGirrl January 13, 2013

poochie above the coochie 

This word describes the fat roll toward the bottom of the stomach. It is located between the belly button, but above the genitals (though on extremely obese people, it can hang down over the genitals)

synonyms: butt in the front
That girl so fat, look at her poochie above the coochie.