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Captain Poopypants 

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.
CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

Potty pants 

A term often used to describe "toilet training pants" for children. A child making the transition between diapers and training pants, is at the potty pants stage. Potty pants describes actual training pants, (thermal knit soakers).
The next door neighbours toddler was outside playing in a pair of potty pants the other day.

Poopypants Jose

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.
Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?

Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.
Poopypants Jose by Shliggus November 23, 2010

poopypants 

A funny word used in some cartoon which I cant remember.
Not so fast, poopypants!
poopypants by enterthedavid March 3, 2005

Partypants 

A man or woman who refuses to be constrained in the confines of any kind of lower body apparel after a few too many drinks.
Man, Ethan just funnelled 5 beers!
Ya! he's got his partypants on!

Professor Poopypants 

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.