Pottermatum 

Forcing a girl to make a choice between two ultimatums;
Stop being best friends

Start dating eachother

He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum

Pottermatum by ldm9two March 29, 2020

polterwang

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.

"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."

polterwang by freak nasty March 17, 2007

e-pottering 

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).

Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.

e-pottering by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009

Pottering 

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way

Ram was pottering around

Pottering by Rishav February 19, 2018

pottergasm 

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.

"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"

pottergasm by gregalicious April 12, 2007

Potteria 

A general term for all things Harry Potter-related.

"Oh hey, I just bought an Encyclopedia of Potteria !"
"Oh yeah, what's in it?"
"Everything.."

Potteria by I Am Harry Potter, Sir April 13, 2011

potterton 

Potterton—a loser with no friends and is the blackest thing on earth with the smallest dick and he wishes it could be as big as a mushroom seriously it looks like a silk worm with an eating disorder

You such a potterton

potterton by K3n0dall May 26, 2018