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Potomac School 

An elite private school in Northern Virginia known for the recurring verbal, psychological, and physical abuse from German, Irish, Slav, and brown-skinned students and teachers towards other members of the community.
NoVA Teen 1: "Hey, are those Potomac School kids?"
NoVA Teen 2: "Yeah, some of them are worst than Nazis. But at least they're not Sidwell kids."
Potomac School by EliteReviewer August 27, 2021

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Potomac Fever 

Potomac Fever (n): A disease peculiar to the greater Washington, DC, metropolitan area that presents chiefly as an intense desire in the infected to be associated with the power and prestige of the United States Federal Government, particularly the Executive Branch. Associated symptoms include acts of extreme obsequiousness to those in power or likely to be in power; asserting as fact things one knows or suspects not to be true and; a burning desire to do more work for less pay.
Can you believe was Ken was on the O'Reily Factor last night?!?

Oh yeah, he has a serious case of Potomac Fever.

Potomac Princess 

An affluent and/or spoiled girl from the 20854 zip code in Potomac, Maryland.
The Potomac princess drove by in the mercedes daddy got her for her half-birthday

Potomac Falls 

Potomac Falls, or "Pot Falls" as some may know it, is an imaginary city in Virginia that people who live in areas like Lowes Island like to say they live in so that nobody associates them with Sterling.
Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"
Potomac Falls by Jalepeno Jermaine January 28, 2014

Potomacian 

A person that lives in Potomac, Maryland. They are super fabulous and won't wear things without designer labels. Often, they are stuck up and irritating, but can be really awesome.
Anna "My cousins coming from out of town"

Jay "Oh the stuck up one?"

Anna "yeah, she can be such a potomacian sometimes.
Potomacian by babycakess169 October 2, 2011