potnoob 

A pot noob is someone who just learned about the joys of cannabis and thinks no one knows about it or thinks everyone smokes

Guy 1: dude I freaking lit up last night you should try it.
Guy 2: dude I've been smoking longer than you have.
Girl 1: what's up.
Guy 1: wanna smoke.
Girl 1:(talking to guy 2) what a potnoob

potnoob by marley jane May 31, 2014

Pornoob 

A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware

Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob

Pornoob by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

potnoodling

A form of the verb 'to potnoodle.'

A better way of saying 'I am eating a potnoodle.'

I was watching TV and potnoodling last night.

potnoodling by himynameisjesss September 4, 2010

potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

potnoodle fringe by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013

potnoodle 

Something that is simple or easy to solve, like a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle.

"Who could have committed this horrible crime?"
"Potnoodle, my dear Watson. It was the butler!"

potnoodle by P. J. April 12, 2008

Potnoodle_vr 

He’s a noodle who is very good at getting girls

“Wow it’s potnoodle_vr let’s go get griddy”

Potnoodle_vr by Potnoodle_VR April 15, 2022