potatoshark 

A person with potato-like features and the personality and behavioral instincts of that of a shark.

"hey have you seen that aaron kid!?"
"yeah he looks like a real potatoshark!"

potatoshark by Eggerz July 29, 2012

Potatosack 

a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.

Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?

Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...

Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace

Potatosack by Yung Funy June 21, 2008

potatosacking 

teabagging to the extreme using a scrotum of atleast baseball size proportions; can have serious effects to recipient such as:
-bruising
-internal bleeding
-brain damage
-cancer
-loss of memory
-concussion
-blindness
-3rd degree burns(only if one performing act hasfirecrotch syndrome)

Andrew was potatosacked and lost consciousness. The potatosacking was so severe he lost all memory of it and suffered 2 broken ribs.

potatosacking by Bmoney and Wankis April 29, 2008