potatoes

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

by DaChazman September 5, 2004

A Potato

Badboyhalo

Skeppy: “Badboyhalo is a potato”

by Happy_Phan July 16, 2019

Potato

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013

Potatoism

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

by PotatoGRILL101 January 16, 2019

potato

The only edible plant that will grow during a mini-ice age. Means of surviving a inhospitable environment.

Man, his friends are cold; glad I brought a potato with me.
If it wasn't for my pug companion, I'd have to be my own potato.

by Br&t August 2, 2015

Potato

The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

by Blitzs November 14, 2012

Potatoism

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

by Flyingspegett August 4, 2017