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netflix and poptarts 

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.
Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

smuggling poptarts 

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.
Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.
smuggling poptarts by Nyutan June 17, 2009

poptarts 

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
poptarts by Dokido January 18, 2009
Dumder than a potato
Colin LeMaire is potarted!
Potarted by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

poptarts 

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem
look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts
poptarts by jays January 28, 2005

Potartoe 

a mysterious vegetable that is a cross between a tomato and a potato that grows in the human toe.
Oh dude, lets go to The Medic Droid's concert and threw potartoes that i grew in my toe at them!
Potartoe by NeverShoutAlex! December 20, 2008