Posadism 

A communist and Trotskyist ideology founded by J. Posadas (real name Homero Rómulo Cristalli Frasnelli). He taught that UFOS were sent by alien communist in order to inspire revolution on Earth. Also they believe dolphins can speak and that Sex and Jokes will be abolished in the future utopia. Posadism is the only true ideology, everything else is revisionism.

Revisionist Leftist: lol posadism is such a funny meme XD
True Follower of Posadas: Cthulhu fhtagn!
Revisionist’s head implodes

Posadism by TheRealPitbull November 22, 2020

Ponads

Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock

That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.

Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011

giovanni potage

Giovanni is a precious soup dad from the show Epithet Erased. He is an innocent Banzai Captain and he loves his boys. Gio is a pure boy that deserves all the love in the world. He truly is an adorable babey

Person A: Did you hear that Giovanni Potage was in a bromance?
Person B:Yeah, with Rick Shades!

giovanni potage by i love thick soup January 5, 2020

Potanza 

Like a bonanza (a large amount of something desirable), but of marijuana or pot. Not to be confused with smoking pot with Tony Danza.

As heard on Pot and Kettle Podcast.

I am still high from last night's potanza. I think we gave Woodstock a run for its money.

Potanza by Cori and Laura June 1, 2021

Potangular 

having a more potato shaped head than the rest of the world.

mike "your head is shaped like a potato"
kelly "everyone's is"
mike "yeah, but yours is more POTANGULAR"

Potangular by Katie B... June 18, 2008

posadism 

A branch of authoritarian communism (more specifically trotskyism) pioneered by J. Posadas, an Argentinian Trotskyist, which believes that a nuclear war will trigger a global proletarian revolution, causing all nations on the planet to become socialist. Posadism is also known for its theories about UFOs, specifically about how only a communist society could become so advanced as to achieve space travel, therefore if any aliens were to visit earth they would be communist. The third aspect of posadism, often referenced in memes, is dolphins. The claim is that posadists also believe that humans could theoretically communicate with dolphins, seeing them as an intelligent and developed enough species, only somehow we are prevented from doing so by capitalism. Sources for this are unclear.

I dunno man, posadism kinda makes a lot of sense, like, come on, the best way to get rid of capitalism is to just nuke it and then rebuild, right? And aliens that share my exact political philosophy? That’s just straight up rad! Plus, you gotta love the dolphins, dolphins are cute.

posadism by homolizard February 16, 2020

Potami Tsimento 

Also known as Thanos , Mr Potat , Potami. A greek dude from Thessaloniki , very attractive , extremely intelligent , large cocked and fully prepared for every encounter possible. He is the organiser of an annual event named “Potami Tsimento’s Annual Event” which takes place in different location each year.

Didn’t you hear? Potami Tsimento personally invited me to his event! I’m so lucky

Potami Tsimento by Lesbian_allien March 8, 2021