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Pissed Pistofferson 

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off
Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson
when you get really angry
I got really pistoff with my cat when he clawed up all my toilet paper
pistoff by The Perverted Person September 11, 2012

Pistofficer 

1.officially angry person 2. authority on anger 3. one who is pist off officially 4. are you pissed off sir? 5.an official who is angry and has no people skills and abuses power invested in him/her 6.a rip rockin,in your face, punk to the gills ass rock band from Kenosha ,Wisconsin 7.or the defenition can be taken any way you want cuz the band invented the word very long ago and this is a free country so take it how you must, Yeah !!
www.myspace.com/pistofficer
Pistofficer by PISTOFFICER November 22, 2009

postoffice 

A house in, usually in a town, where you can deliver small papers with other peoples names written down on them. These papers are called letters. Some weeks later may get a leter in your mailbox. The mailsystem is more an more taken over by email.
I broke man. I am totally broke. I think I have to write a little sweet letter for my mom and dad, begging them to send me some.

pistoffishnessment 

The state of being incredibly irate. Derived from "pissed off" and probably coined when someone was increidbly drunk.
After getting punked and bitchslapped, bob expereienced pistoffishnessment.
pistoffishnessment by kitpierce April 23, 2004

pistoffity 

level of pissed of beyond explaining
ur pistoffity lvl is too fuckin high right now chill out queer
pistoffity by max shepard November 18, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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