The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.
Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"
by Hairy Gonk Mother September 30, 2010
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Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."
by miesplz October 14, 2011
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Something that is due
Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.
by JJP770 June 4, 2018
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Acronym for "Power On Self Test", The term is used to define the sequence your computer initiates when turned on.. checking the ram and available drives.. etc

It's before you see the Windows or Linux screen
<Derek> My Computer's screwed
<AndyRoo> Does it complete the POST?
by Matthew1471 November 13, 2004
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used to describe something bizarre or paradoxical that contains characteristics of postmodernism or post-postmodernism
"Hey man, have you seen that picture of the black dude with the huge swastika tattoo on his chest? That shit is post!"
by Fill Donna Hubris May 15, 2016
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Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.
"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"
by TPOSTS March 3, 2010
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