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Posthummus 

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.
I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.
Posthummus by JB42 October 31, 2011
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Posthumous 

something that happens after ones death
Van Gough's fame was posthumous
Posthumous by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

posthumous 

WITH HINDSIGHT, OCCURRING AFTER A PARTICULAR EVENT. NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH DEATH.
MORTEN GAMST PEDERSEN SHOULD BE GIVEN A POSTHUMOUS RED CARD
posthumous by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

posthumous 

Occurring after one's death.
Many valiant soldiers were awarded the Medal of Honor posthumously.
posthumous by BigBrotherM December 6, 2006

Posthumous work 

The odor one leaves long after he/she has left the bathroom in question
“Did you smell his posthumous work?”
Posthumous work by derderr January 8, 2008

posthumous loyalty 

to not engage in a relationship loyal with any other person after the death of a significant other/
to remain loyal to your partner after their death
ceasar : i would get very upset if my partner doesn’t maintain posthumous loyalty
fredrich : you don’t want your partner to be happy after you die? that’s dumb
posthumous loyalty by joelthbej March 13, 2025

posthumos 

It's when you are given an award, that you cannot accept because you are already DEAD.
This man died an honorable death, he will be awarded with a medal for it posthumosly.
posthumos by DontTaseMeBro June 9, 2012