post-traumatic sex
post-traumatic sex by Duke January 22, 2003
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post traumatic sex disorder
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!
Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
post traumatic sex disorder by jjerzey November 20, 2013
Post Break-Up Sex
The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.
Post Break-Up Sex by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011
post-sex forkstream
when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
post-sex forkstream by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD)
Post-dramatic sex disorder (PDSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing sex. The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and sexual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. Most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop PDSD. People who experience a major orgasm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop PDSD, as opposed to people who experience vanilla sex or merely watch pornography.
Me: I keep dropping my phone . . . It's because of my sweaty palms.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.
Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) by Pools Rule August 31, 2015
Post-Sex Munchies
Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
Post-Sex Munchies by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011