post break up syndrome (PBUS) 

1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...

2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.

"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"

"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"

post break up syndrome (PBUS) by converse_kid February 19, 2004

Post Break-Up Sex 

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.

Post Break-Up Sex by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011

post break up syndrome (PBUS) 

when ur so bummed about just bein dumped by the person you loved, that you start acting like a total retard

"hey evrybody listen to this" (bends over and farts)

post break up syndrome (PBUS) by giz May 24, 2004

Post Breakup Make Out

Your first make out following a break-up

Lisa had her first post breakup make out last night.

Post Breakup Make Out by meg volk August 23, 2005

post breakup wardrobe 

this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.

Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?

Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.

post breakup wardrobe by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011

Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

Post-breakup hotness by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

post breakup penis disorder 

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

post breakup penis disorder by posting for a friend September 23, 2016