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Germans are quite rational. Most of them think before they do anything; or try to, if possible. Therefore, they sometimes act cold. But they aren't. Most of them think a lot of old disciplines like honesty, accuracy and diligence. Sometime too much..
Germany has a lot of good people, art and music is loved; but there is a great influence of a suggested american lifestyle, suggested by bad hollywood films. Nazi's are hated. They are mainly called as dump, rude and everytime able to club *anyone*. That can be a German too, the question is - if he's "in the way". In Germany, they're called "Neo-Nazi's", because they mainly don't have anything to do with Hitler. They use his' symbols, but they have different "aims". By the way, I'm German, and I LOVE THIS language. It's because you can express a lot in "lyrical pictures": "money-free"
You won't understand the word money-free, it doesn't exist. In German it is possible to mix both up, to get a complete new expression. Money=Geld, free=frei (it acts here as an adjective): "Ich bin geldfrei!" means(with a comical sense): "I don't have money!". It isn't possible to say: I am(or have) money-free(which was the word-by-word translation). And THATS the most beatiful thing in the german language! A fantastic, free use of words, which *make* new senses, and give excatly that expression, which is meant. |
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| 58. | hardcore donkey punch | ||
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When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.
Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.
Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..." |
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| 59. | craic | ||
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What's the crack? What's the craic?
Officialy: What's the craic? Craic being an Irish language word for good times/ gossip/music/ drinking/ debauchery of any kind/ or good clean fun. Not specifically linked to crack of the crack-cocaine definition. If asked this question by an Irish person, you are expected to give a reply which includes information on how you are, what you are doing, where are you going, with whom are you going there, have you any interesting gossip one might like to hear about, and so on. It is a question to which there are many possible answers, and it is used with great frequency on the Emerald Isle. Can be used in a variety of ways:
1. Q: What's the crack? Possible Ans: The craic's great/grand... I've got a new job workin'wi' the council. I got steamin drunk last night and ended up went with that Paddy Doherty from the co-op and I'm wrecked today. Any craic wi' you? OR There's no craic at all. Any craic with you? (i.e. nothing interesting happening here at all) 2. Q:How was the party last night? Ans: It was brilliant craic .....and so on 3. Q: Where's the craic? Ans: Try Mickey D's house, there's a session going on there (night of drink/ women/ music etc) 4. Q: Any craic? Answer: Yes, did you not hear the craic? Mary from Shantallow is up the duff (pregnant) |
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| 60. | Utopia | ||
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A utopia is the ideal state of society in which every human need is adressed. The is no social or physical deprivity and humanity is free to grow and flourish at its leisure. There is no opression, war, poverty, famine, or social distress or racism. Although it is higly unlikely that humanity will reach a true utopia it is possible to better living conditions to be close to one. It would be entierly possible to achieve a social state close to that of a utopia by the complete mechanization of labor and production. If all goods and services are produced by robots, humanity will be free from the maintenece of infrastructure and thus be able to rid itsself from all of the things mentioned above, something remenicient of the book Utopia by Issac Asimov
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| 61. | Stouty | ||
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Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed. If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"
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| 62. | black man complex | ||
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1. The intense feeling that everyone needs to do you a favor or owes you something because the white man enslaved your ancestors, producing a personality characterized either by speaking loudly about the tough time you had growing up or, as a result of overcompensation, the size of your penis.
2. An overwhelming obsession and belief that there are only three possible employment opportunities for you: 1. a rap star 2. a professional basketball player 3. a crack dealer 3. An overwhelming desire to disrespect women, live in a lavish home and drive a fancy car while your family starves. Don't mind him, he's just looking for a free 40 acres and a mule whenever possible. He's got a black man complex.
There is no reaching that young man he has a black man complex. He thinks all there is to life is playing basketball and selling crack to his classmates. Yo that hoe is fine I wanna tap dat ass in my bently & back at da crib in da jacuzzi while we pop cristal, nameen dog? What dat you say? I owe my baby momma child support and shouldn't live so lavishly? Fuck dat bitch and my baby too dey got food stamps. |
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| 63. | impossible | ||
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The word to define somebody who is not possible to win with. Tiago is very impossible.
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