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self-possessed 

Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".
The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."
self-possessed by HairBaron February 3, 2010

Possessed Shit 

A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.
Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.
Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007

possesion 

The Process of which an individual is cursed or possessed with a demonic entity.
The demon took possesion of Emily Rose.
possesion by Bubba_The_Retard June 15, 2006

Possessed 

Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
Possessed by Hym Iam October 21, 2022

lane possessive 

someone cutting in on your fast lane
you're driving to work or heading somewhere, it's not a leisure type of drive, you actually need to get somewhere. then someone cuts in on your fast lane and slows you down. you get upset because you're lane possessive.
lane possessive by s.pan December 5, 2011

possessed 

The original death metal band. Formed in San Francisco in 1983, known for popularizing the upside-down cross motif. Heavily influenced a lot of heavy metal bands inluding Slayer and Venom. Broke up in 1993.
Possessed reinvented the metal genre.
possessed by matt January 25, 2005