possesed

Wholly consumed by evil and in its grip.
Guys hate breakups because they are possessive. Girls don't care because they're possesed.
by HAFSNT August 30, 2017
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Maboobs

Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.
NASA Ensign Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish pink dust storms busting out on Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.
by HAFSNT July 12, 2018
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Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.
Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"
by HAFSNT September 01, 2016
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trainsitioning

How to make it through gender reassignment without going batshit crazy.
I got a new job training people to make it through gender reassignment. I call it trainsitioning.
by HAFSNT March 17, 2023
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Ride Captain Ride

A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.
Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"

Anal Emma: "Why?"

Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
by HAFSNT December 07, 2012
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emammulate

The corollary of emasculation - when women are scoffed at or scorned for attempting to perform a manly task.
My bf emammulated me when he tried to stop me from using the chain saw just because I'm a woman. So I cut his dick off with it.
by HAFSNT June 27, 2021
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COC'd

Kicked off a platform or social media site due to violations of the Code of Conduct. More devastating than being TOSed off for Terms of Service.
That asshole COC'd me just because I called his mom a slut. I knew he was a TOSser, but now it's personal!
by HAFSNT March 05, 2023
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