A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.
Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks
and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid
! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"