Top Definition
A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.
Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!
by Lana Larson February 13, 2014

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