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When a Prodestant conservative headteacher sexually molests a pupil in a comprehensive school then to bite their penis off to achieve an erection to penetrate Roman Catholic students
Oh god I'm gonna get PoutRaped
PoutRaped by Oopsijustdidit November 30, 2017

Portayez 

Portayez is a loveable person that can help you or hurt you. He can help you achieve your goals or destroy them. He is mostly random never knowing what he will do next. On the outside he is weird and random but in the inside he has problems that he rarely opens up about. He gives you advice but it is mostly bad advice.
Portayez is kind of weird but he is also kind of cool.
Portayez by ABC123PASSWORD March 23, 2019

PORTRAY THE BETRAYER

-The heaviest most disasterous band in the history of existence and which is probably the coolest thing since sliced bread. Made up of 4 masterminds, biggie, ed, dan, tom, who will soon be in the musical hall of fame for pure geniusness.

-A Band that condones violence to the fullest.
EX: kid1: yo dude what are you doin tonight?
kid2: hopefully slaughtering innocent people to portray the betrayer.
To make something sound better than it really is.
He portrayed only the best things in his area. he didnt explain all the nastyness there really is.
portray by Brittanyx November 1, 2007

portrayer 

one who portrays something.
that guys a portrayer, he acts like he's something he's not.
portrayer by mourning February 8, 2024

portarded 

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"
portarded by Portalmastar May 23, 2011