For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009
When you see a girl or woman and they have really nice bodies, but then you see their faces and they're ugly.
Two guys at the mall staring at a woman's hot body.
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."
by DjKushBeats September 30, 2010
by sillyoctapussy December 30, 2022
A picture taken of yourself with your cell phone. Usually taken in a bathroom mirror or by holding camera at arm's length. Used for sexting or social media.
by GeorgeWJeff November 11, 2011
A self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting
examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself
by CarlCataclysm February 13, 2012
Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.
The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.
by Talos_Auto September 4, 2023