The Portland that is NOT in Maine. The unknown town in the middle of nowhere. Where everybody knows everybody and their mom. Where Mr. Miles and Mr. Record Teach High School to unsuspecting students and fail them. Where everybody has worked at either tri-town or dunkin donuts (we have two of them). Where the only thing to do on the weekend is to get drunk, high or both. Where you can travel for 15 minutes before reaching a major road.
'Let's go to Portland, CT !'
"Are you kidding me?! Thats where Mr. Miles teaches Junior English and everyone fails."
"Are you kidding me?! Thats where Mr. Miles teaches Junior English and everyone fails."
by marm123 February 6, 2009
by Jon Doyal February 2, 2008
by DamDanny March 14, 2019
An expensive private Catholic university located in Portland, Oregon, well known for its competitive nursing program. It's kind of a waste to attend such an overly expensive school if you don't major in nursing. The University of Portland is more academic based, don't come here if you are looking to party often or watch football games. The school doesn't have a football team, but instead prides itself in soccer, especially the women's team. Famous soccer players such as U.S Women's National Soccer Team Megan Rapinoe went here.
by elliesheep June 3, 2020
A small town in the middle of nowhere. No one else in CT knows where Portland is. Your principals were the assholes Kate Lawson and Scott Geigerich. In Portland you either get drunk/high in a car, garage, or basement. Everyone has worked at the quarries, dunkin, and tri town. You "cruise" in the state forest and throw your beer cans in peoples front yards. You travel to Bopi once a week for alc and mobil 3 times a week for nic.
by SCKLPT169 January 6, 2020
by Dr. Scientist October 23, 2007
The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5
by Prince Radames June 6, 2011