From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...
John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......
by SEXYcheerleaderBABE June 6, 2011
The stripe of water and road dirt that appears on your back when riding a bicycle in the rain without fenders.
by beej55 May 28, 2008
by yummyz April 17, 2010
- Does not work, "fun-employed"
- Or works in a bike shop otherwise a coffee shop (part-time)
- Wears tattered or gently used vintage crap
- Buys their jeans in the kids section
- Rides a fixi tricycle because they are overwhelmed by driving
- Pretend like they know how to actually fix bikes
- Smokes American Spirits until they cough up blood
- Drinks 2 PBR's and then complains of stomac pain in order to return to their coffin-like appartment
- Says that they go out when really all they do is lean against walls outside of gameboy-music concerts and chain smoke to avoid awkwardness from an apparent lack of social skills
- Or works in a bike shop otherwise a coffee shop (part-time)
- Wears tattered or gently used vintage crap
- Buys their jeans in the kids section
- Rides a fixi tricycle because they are overwhelmed by driving
- Pretend like they know how to actually fix bikes
- Smokes American Spirits until they cough up blood
- Drinks 2 PBR's and then complains of stomac pain in order to return to their coffin-like appartment
- Says that they go out when really all they do is lean against walls outside of gameboy-music concerts and chain smoke to avoid awkwardness from an apparent lack of social skills
I am a Portland Hipster because I told my parents that I had a job interview today, but instead all I really did was lay on a hill overlooking some train tracks and a depot drinking PBR's and smoking cigarettes. It was a cloudy day, so i wore my little-boy jeans and a pair of Ray Bans.
by kobe08 November 30, 2010
by Yeetmuffin November 4, 2015
A Chicago style blunt smoking game except with shotties. One person gives everyone in the cypher shotties. They all hold their breaths except for the first receiver of the shotties who then exhales to blow the first giver a shotty, then proceeds around the circle and so on and so forth.
Please note: Portland City is not really a city and is in no way affiliated with either city of Portland.
Please note: Portland City is not really a city and is in no way affiliated with either city of Portland.
by chomps04 January 25, 2012
What people from Portland, Maine, call the city to make it sound cool when it really isn't. It is synonymous with 'jealous poser' because Portland, Oregon, took its name and did it the right way.
Gertrude: "Ya man, I'm from Portland East."
Malone: "What the fuck? You mean East Portland? Like Burnside, Mt. Hood, the Trailblazers and shit?"
Gertrude: "No, Portland, Maine. We have a cool indie scene..."
Malone shivs Gertrude in the neck.
Malone: "Portland North East, ho."
Malone: "What the fuck? You mean East Portland? Like Burnside, Mt. Hood, the Trailblazers and shit?"
Gertrude: "No, Portland, Maine. We have a cool indie scene..."
Malone shivs Gertrude in the neck.
Malone: "Portland North East, ho."
by dub-sider February 27, 2009