porterican credit card 

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

porterican credit card by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

Portobican

A person that claims to be of Portugese descent but really only has family coming in from Mozambique.

Most prolific in South Africa

Raul said that he was proud to be Portugese, but everybody laughed and said he was just a Portobican.

Portobican by Sue Dunhym October 18, 2009

Pontificant 

God-like. Used to describe something so awesome its close to being deified.

"Yo, that bitch's ass was pontificant! Made me wanna get up on Sunday and go to church!"

Pontificant by surrealhero79 November 23, 2015

portificate 

To put emphasis on, an explanation.

The college freshman recieved a low grade on his final because he failed to portificate on his short anwer responses.

portificate by Tasha Jackson July 22, 2004