Pentamento 

a blog about pens and poetry

Pentamento a play on words for "pens"

Pentamento by Ontheroad December 23, 2008

pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.

oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece

pornament by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011

pornament

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

pornament by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006

portmantomo 

(n) 1. a portmanteau of "portmanteau" and "homo" that describes portmanteaus that combine LGBT words with other words to create new, gayer words.

celesbian, gaydar, lesbro, gayborhood, fauxmosexual, hasbian, barsexual, gaysted, homoslice, homojo, birkenflock, biborg, portmantomo

portmantomo by Carran Weberson December 6, 2010

portmantorgasm 

1. the extreme sense of accomplishment one experiences when one comes up with portmanteau or blend of words

2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau

Timothy had a portmantorgasm in the middle of the cafeteria after realizing that "spork" came from "spoon" and "fork".

portmantorgasm by hazardcat May 2, 2010

Lawn Pornament 

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.

My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.

Lawn Pornament by tidycat72 December 8, 2009

pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls

Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!

pornament by Springbreaker December 21, 2006