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Portabelly 

The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
Just had the best experience with a PortaBelly. Man I can never go back to the Pre-Portabelly life
Portabelly by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021

portabello penis 

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.
That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.
portabello penis by jrbdc November 2, 2011

portabella mushroom 

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom
Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"

portabella 

A street name for shrooms. Northen California origin.
Hook me up with that portabella G.
portabella by barry white September 26, 2003

portabello 

sick look at that portabello
portabello by DNT September 18, 2003

portabella mushroom 

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom
that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day