Porada

Porada always has a bullshit excuse why he can't hangout. Porada is always looking for a way out of social situations especially when when the event he's trying to miss is going to be fun. Porada in every social situation acts like a homeless dog where he shakes uncontrollably. Don't even think about bringing girls around him he won't talk and its a waste of time.

Jack: "Hey Porada want to go to the party with me tonight?

Porada: "Sorry I can't on the next quarter crescent moon I have baseball practice and also since its leap year I need to pull snails from the ground ."

Porada by Slimeslime455 February 23, 2023

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Porranadadop

Pour another shot/drink.

Me: Fugg off and porranadadop there
Friend: Laka

Porranadadop by Dash The Dj September 2, 2020

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Porada • Porranadadop • Porrata

Porrata

The usual last name for women. Whoever is a porrata is funny, amazing, loyal, and smart. She can get mad sometimes but you still love her anyway.

Man 1: did you know her last name is porrata

Man 2: that's why she's so funny!
Man 1: Duh, She’s a porrata

Porrata by Sassayt1 November 17, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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