half between a whale, seal and dolfin. (pronounced por-pus)
look at that porpus lady over there. or im so hungry i could eat a porpus.
by night hawk1369 September 1, 2009
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A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.
"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."
by knucklehair May 3, 2011
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Usually referred to a sphincter, the Porpus Hole is ones anus with no hair on it. Usually belonging to a female.
That chick from cakefarts.com has a beautiful Porpus Hole
by seed323 January 31, 2010
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