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porntined 

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
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Porrenting 

I hadn't jacked off in awhile, so I decided to go porrenting.
Porrenting by Porrenter July 19, 2012
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porrenting 

The act of downloading a torrent containing porn, I.E. a porrent
Steve, stop porrenting!
porrenting by TCGM August 1, 2012

pornantine 

Locking yourself away in part of your house where no one can possibly catch you looking at porn.
I am so pissed, I walked in from grocery shopping and found Jim sitting on the couch looking at hardcore donkey porn on his iPad. He should have been pornantined in the study where no one would seen how disgusting he is!
pornantine by H. Bobs November 16, 2012

Perpuntine 

A plant grown in areas with a warm dry climate. The leaves of a Perpuntine plant are harvested and used/sold as a recreational drug.

The "street name" for this drug is "Poopachew", probably because of its dark brown, green and black color and the most common way people use it.

Perpuntine is about the same size as a sunflower, but it has long thick leaves and usually has a large flower that resembles the male genitalia.

Perpuntine is extremely rare and it is completely legal, though a petition to ban it is circulating around the small town of Barroune.

(perpuntine is fictional if anything resembles anything real...my bad.)
"Damn it Huck I told you not to chew the last of the Perpuntine until I got back from the trailer with Chastity and Betty-Sue!"
Perpuntine by SeyeBleye May 20, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026