pornoholic 

Someone who watches way too much porn.

When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.

pornoholic by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003

porkhole 

1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork

Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.

porkhole by nasty_nate_eighty_eight May 31, 2017

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Twinkie in the Porthole 

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

Twinkie in the Porthole by testicheese December 24, 2019

porkhollow 

A piggy bank.

"You sure hope this guy's got a swollen porkhollow. He just landed himself in {parking} citation city."

porkhollow by laevatain November 12, 2011

Porkhole Mustard 

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

Porkhole Mustard by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Pornholio 

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.

"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."

Pornholio by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021