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someone who is at the pinnacle of being a dickhead.
John Howard is a pnorkel.
pnorkel by Doggie_1 May 30, 2008

porksnorkel 

dick (i.e. penis)
Larry told Chip to slide his porksnorkel into and out of his poop tube. Seems they are gay.

penorkel 

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.
Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.
penorkel by Boomer03 October 30, 2012
A nerd, geek or dork.
Someone usually associated with computers.
Garry is a complete pnorkel.
Pnorkel by TheOak January 14, 2006

pernorkel 

used to describe a person who is an idiot, dolt, moron, clown.

someone who says things without thinking
"James is such a pernorkel, he went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper instead of a Big Mac."

"You serioulsy didn't lose your wallet while taking a slash did you? You are a complete pernorkel!"
pernorkel by Bianca & Tom May 9, 2007

Porksnorkeller 

A slang term for a male homosexual. Originating in Austin, TX. More of a general insult to heteros than gays.
Man, i had some people over last night and some Porksnorkeller stole some C.D.s !
Porksnorkeller by jazzman666 October 19, 2011