Pornocchio 

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio

Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz September 16, 2008

poonocchio 

Someone who is shit at lying

John's version of event's was totally unbelievable, he is such a poonocchio

poonocchio by affleck April 30, 2009

Pornocchio 

(1) A magical marionette with severe psychosocial and identity issues, whose penis grows when he lies. (2) A popular song on The Bad Muffins' self-titled debut album. (3) A sexy Italian caffeinated drink, typically laced with Rohypnol.

My childhood toy, Pornocchio, "taught me the meaning of Christmas", if you know what I mean.

Pornocchio by The Bad Muffins December 17, 2008

poonocchio 

A person who has told a lie and the resulting punishment inflicted by the peers of the liar involves someones butthole being placed upon the nose leaving a scent and/or evidence labeling them as being dishonest. Best accomplished when the perp is asleep.

That story he told at the party was such bs, after he passed out we poonocchioed him.

poonocchio by govspends2much$ September 21, 2011