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1.
n. A conflict in which the goal is to find the worst possible pornographic images or videos to send to ones enemies or husband.
I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.
by Bug Dougless April 24, 2006
 
2.
What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.
President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
 
3.
When 2 or more friends (mostly male) send each other links to porno videos in a battle, and the winner is who ever claims that the other person's latest video was better to watch than their last one.
Guy 1: Hey Dude, where did you find that porn video you showed me the other day?

Guy 2: Dan sent it to me in our Porn War.
by Benenenenen July 01, 2010