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SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS 

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

pork scratchings 

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word
Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.
pork scratchings by Teaboy September 23, 2003

pork scratchings 

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.
conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!
pork scratchings by mr. porky April 3, 2007

Pork Scratchings 

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
Pork Scratchings by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026